Twitter user Rob Yeo asked his followers a “big question” this week, “what’s the sexiest CM uniform?”
The results are in, and they’re hilarious.
Big question time: what’s the sexiest CM uniform?
Big question time: what's the sexiest CM uniform?
— Rob Yeo 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@robjyeo) July 25, 2022
User @JoeintheLand replied with photo evidence, showcasing what a Disneyland uniform looked like in the 90s.
You can’t be sexy without being seen. And these get attention – 90’s era ODV (Outdoor Vending) yellows. Worn in Tomorrowland, Fantasyland and the most exclusive nightclubs of Milan. #Disneyland #90s
You can't be sexy without being seen. And these get attention – 90's era ODV (Outdoor Vending) yellows. Worn in Tomorrowland, Fantasyland and the most exclusive nightclubs of Milan. #Disneyland #90s pic.twitter.com/yAO2q7q27r
— Joe in the Land (@JoeintheLand) July 25, 2022
Twitter user Sarah Saryan responded that Guests would frequently offer to buy her uniform from her during her time working for the parks.
Not cute but I legit had guests offer me money for this shirt. It was Taste Pilots Grill at Cali Adv. It looks like blue prints for planes. But all the costumes are not flattering. 🤣
Not cute but I legit had guests offer me money for this shirt. It was Taste Pilots Grill at Cali Adv. It looks like blue prints for planes. But all the costumes are not flattering. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Z95r7p0Ghl
— Sarah Saryan (@SarahSaryan) July 26, 2022
Maria Mondloch’s response calls out Magic Kingdom for its “revealing” choice of costume.
The men’s storybook forest costume at MK shows so much chest and for what?
The men’s storybook forest costume at MK shows so much chest and for what pic.twitter.com/dONUDjWuP8
— Maria Mondloch 🏳️🌈 (@MariaMondloch) July 25, 2022
“I had a v-neck tan line for 5 months after I quit Disney but damn did I look good in that costume,” @b0nseyw0nsey replied to the photo.

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The next uniform takes readers to Disneyland’s Fantasmic circa the year 2000 as user @umi_fusion shared their practical favorite.
Sexiest AND most comfortable
Sexiest AND most comfortable pic.twitter.com/0VjWlTHrqg
— Umi (@umi_fusion) July 26, 2022
But for one former Cast Member, this uniform brings up a difficult memory. “This costume reminds me of a guest blowing cigarette smoke in my face when I told her she can’t smoke in the Fantasmic viewing areas,” Sam Carter wrote.

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Twitter user Zach claimed that it doesn’t get better than the “3 different shades of Khaki” found in the Kilimanjaro Safari uniform and user Kaitu shared that they “have to agree,” commenting on the amount of “sexy knees” the shorts exposed.
It’s not possible to be sexier than 3 different shades of Khaki
It’s not possible to be sexier than 3 different shades of Khaki pic.twitter.com/B0lZjvmO2F
— zach #1 Onward stan (@DamnitFrieman) July 25, 2022
@707Odyssey shared their clearest memory of a favorite uniform worn by the Cast Members at Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, a get-up that consisted of cowboy hats, bandanas, and duster coats. “And that’s when I knew I was gay,” they quipped.

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One poster thought the choice was obvious in their reply.
Obviously.
Obviously. pic.twitter.com/SsJ8aRD7iG
— David Landon (@4gottenfuturist) July 25, 2022
Old Le Cellier. Pink shirt with tiny flowers all over it, green corduroy pants and a cumberbund. What else does a well dressed man need?
Old Le Cellier. Pink shirt with tiny flowers all over it, green corduroy pants and a cumberbund. What else does a well dressed man need? pic.twitter.com/kjASGnycXz
— Fellowship9798 (@fellowship9798) July 26, 2022
While user @pyixo thinks the Fantasyland uniforms take the cake in their reply.
Fantasyland
Fantasyland 🥵🥵🥵 pic.twitter.com/FX7A8htEf4
— 《♤|PYIXO|♤》 (@pyixo) July 25, 2022
All kidding aside, Cast Member uniforms are a part of the immersive experience the Disney Parks has dependably provided to Guests for decades. Above are just a few examples of Cast Member uniforms throughout time. The full list of responses can be found under the original post.

Do you have a favorite Cast Member uniform? Comment yours below!