Governor DeSantis Approves $175 Million Facility for Disney Hurricane Emergencies
Ron DeSantis and The Walt Disney Company are working together to combat the increasingly terrifying hurricanes that threaten Disney World Guests (and the rest of... Read more.
‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ Director Won’t Be Back for a Sequel, Has Moved On
Henry Selick, the director of the beloved dark family holiday film The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), is working on a new project, and it is sure to delight... Read more.
‘Stranger Things’ Star Calls Constantly Delayed Final Season “Heartbreaking”
Maya Hawke, one of the breakout stars of the Netflix mega-hit Stranger Things, says that the perpetually delayed season 5 of the series is “heartbreaking”... Read more.
‘Hawkeye’ Star Finished With MCU, Wants a Different Role
The breakout star of the Hawkeye miniseries doesn’t want to play a superhero forever and is finished with the Marvel Cinematic Universe for the foreseeable... Read more.
Disney Imagineer Confirms Identity Politics Had Nothing To Do with Closing Splash Mountain
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure has officially replaced Splash Mountain, one of the most iconic attractions of the Disneyland Resort and Magic Kingdom. Although many... Read more.
Marvel Moves on From TV, Movies, Rebrands With Sports Supplements
Marvel has had a rocky few years at the box office, with streaming viewership numbers and with critics, but it has a solution: pivot to sports supplements! For many... Read more.
DeSantis Boosts Teacher Salaries $200 Million After Disney-Fueled Education Catastrophe
Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a whopping $200 million increase in teacher salaries in the wake of a messy feud with The Walt Disney Company over education,... Read more.
Crisis Management: Dolly Parton Attacker Swarmed by Fans, Now “Regrets” Her Attack
It is safe to say without hyperbole that singer-songwriter-actress-business-tycoon-philanthropist Dolly Parton is one of the most beloved people in the entire world,... Read more.
New Mickey Mouse Revealed, Disney Fans Horrified
A new actor has been cast to play Mickey Mouse, the face, heart, and soul of The Walt Disney Company, and longtime fans will be horrified. As a cartoon character,... Read more.
Bob Iger Calls Disney “Beachfront Property,” Says It Doesn’t Matter How It’s Monetized
Disney CEO Bob Iger just recently survived an attempt to oust him from his leadership of the company by activist investors who claimed he didn’t respect the... Read more.