‘Star Wars’ Loses 75% of Fans, New Project Totally Shatters Fanbase
We all knew The Acolyte was divisive among Star Wars fans, but we didn’t know it was this bad. Since Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) hit theaters... Read more.
Florida Man Stabbed at Theme Park, Urgent Update Given
A popular theme park has issued an update after a Florida man was stabbed during his visit. Considering how scary some people find roller coasters, it’s ironic... Read more.
Disney Launches Second Cruise Business, Hands Over Operations to Theme Park Icon
It’s an exciting day for cruise fans as a second branch of the Disney Cruise Line was announced today – but it won’t be run by Disney. Just like Disney’s... Read more.
Yet Another Disney Stay-in Alert Issued, Guests Warned of Serious Risk at Theme Parks
Multiple Disney theme parks have been slapped with dangerous heat warnings this week. Depending on where you are in the world, visiting Disney theme parks can be... Read more.
Epic ‘Star Wars’ Change: Disney World Resets Entire Ride To Give Guests New Experience
We have some good news for Star Wars fans who are looking to visit a galaxy far, far away. It’s been over 10 years since Star Tours – The Adventures Continue... Read more.
Confirmed: Original Avengers Return for New Marvel Project, Production Already Complete
Here’s something we thought we’d never say: all six original Avengers from the Marvel Cinematic Universe are returning for a new project. It’s been over a... Read more.
Universal Introduces Shocking Restrictions for Epic Universe, All Guests Must Visit for at Least Three Days
Epic Universe is just around the corner – but visiting may be harder than we originally thought. Even without its upcoming third new park, Universal Orlando Resort... Read more.
Florida Guests Blast Theme Park After Being “Uneased” by Convicted Pedophile’s Music
Guests have blasted a popular Florida park after making a horrifying discovery. From Walt Disney World Resort to Universal Orlando Resort, Central Florida is packed... Read more.
Horror Nights Flop: Universal Guests Blast New Lineup, “It’s Not Horror”
The lineup for one version of Halloween Horror Nights hasn’t impressed theme park fans. For diehard parkgoers, Halloween is arguably the best time of year.... Read more.
Disney Park Nighttime Crowding Situation Out of Control, “It’s a Safety Hazard”
The crowds at one Disney theme park are getting out of control, as per recent guests. Every wizened Disney Parks fan knows that if you’re going to find crowds... Read more.