Disney got scared when Dirt Snow flopped but got the big head about remaking everything all over again when shills went lost their spine over the horrid Lilo and Stitch remake. Moana is only ten years old and didn’t need a remake anyway. The Rock is too old for that role and looks awkward in that wig. Thankfully that trailer is getting ratioed. I’m also passing on tangled remake.
I’ve only seen two of Disney’s remakes and didn’t go running to the theater screaming nostalgia either. First I saw Lion King, which is one of my favorite Disney movies next to Toy Story. Great CGI visuals and animal action but watery dialogue, agenda and poor humor. Second I saw Jungle Book. Again, good CGI visuals and animal action but watery dialogue, gender swapping Kaa, poor humor, making Louie a giant wasn’t necessary, boy actor had an annoying voice, dulled down songs, etc. Anyway, unlike everyone else I learned my lesson not to trust that Disney will do a good job on these cash grab, watery remakes and I haven’t wanted to see another one since.
I *might* try the Moana remake if ever I find the DVD in the Dollar store someday but I see no point in it; if I want to see it I’ll watch the original.
Disney will never learn their lesson on these remakes until the audience does.
Ah, we finally get to talk about that laughable Moana remake. In the first place, it didn’t need a remake to begin with. Disney may as well start releasing the remake the same year as they release an original, not that they know what “original” is anymore. And I am sick to death of having to label a Disney movie as “original” and “the remake”. Anyway, this Moana remake will hopefully fail. At least not be a box office sensation so that we won’t wind up with a remake of the second and third. Dwyane Johnson looks pathetic in that body suit and wig not to mention he’s getting up there in years. Just because an actor voices a character doesn’t mean he’s suitable to physically play him. That’s like asking Frank Welker to portray teenage Fred in a live action Scooby Doo.
Guess live action Zootopia will be next to be announced.
Comments for Josh D’Amaro’s Disney Buries Walt’s Original Princess
HotBanana
I didn’t watch Snow Brown or Girlboss Lilo and Watered Down Stitch and I have no interest in Moana remake or especially Tangled remake.
Wilber
Same
Teresa Harwick
Disney got scared when Dirt Snow flopped but got the big head about remaking everything all over again when shills went lost their spine over the horrid Lilo and Stitch remake. Moana is only ten years old and didn’t need a remake anyway. The Rock is too old for that role and looks awkward in that wig. Thankfully that trailer is getting ratioed. I’m also passing on tangled remake.
Jessica
I’ve only seen two of Disney’s remakes and didn’t go running to the theater screaming nostalgia either. First I saw Lion King, which is one of my favorite Disney movies next to Toy Story. Great CGI visuals and animal action but watery dialogue, agenda and poor humor. Second I saw Jungle Book. Again, good CGI visuals and animal action but watery dialogue, gender swapping Kaa, poor humor, making Louie a giant wasn’t necessary, boy actor had an annoying voice, dulled down songs, etc. Anyway, unlike everyone else I learned my lesson not to trust that Disney will do a good job on these cash grab, watery remakes and I haven’t wanted to see another one since.
I *might* try the Moana remake if ever I find the DVD in the Dollar store someday but I see no point in it; if I want to see it I’ll watch the original.
Disney will never learn their lesson on these remakes until the audience does.
Wilber
Ah, we finally get to talk about that laughable Moana remake. In the first place, it didn’t need a remake to begin with. Disney may as well start releasing the remake the same year as they release an original, not that they know what “original” is anymore. And I am sick to death of having to label a Disney movie as “original” and “the remake”. Anyway, this Moana remake will hopefully fail. At least not be a box office sensation so that we won’t wind up with a remake of the second and third. Dwyane Johnson looks pathetic in that body suit and wig not to mention he’s getting up there in years. Just because an actor voices a character doesn’t mean he’s suitable to physically play him. That’s like asking Frank Welker to portray teenage Fred in a live action Scooby Doo.
Guess live action Zootopia will be next to be announced.
USaidIt
He looks like Temu Maui 🤣
Quillia
Snow Brown got buried? Oh well that’s Hollywood baby!
James
Lets not forget how good The Little Hood rat mermaid was … Seriously they need to quit with the remakes it’s now doing them any favors