New Princess Tiana Ride Opens at Disney World

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Tiana's Bayou Adventure construction.

Credit: Inside the Magic

39 Comments

  1. Walt

    And already it sucks. Third rate attraction based on a fourth rate movie. All for political correctness, idiocy and a bunch of whiny little turds.

    1. Zara

      Oh shut up you entitled fool

      1. Dodger

        LOL. Zara wins the Internet today!

      2. Steamboat Willie

        Bro, Tiana didn’t kill hand drawn animation. If anyone killed hand drawn, it was Pooh Bear.

        1. Pooh Flinger

          Excellent point. If anyone deserves to be canceled next, it’s Pooh and his Hundred Acre Wood cronies. Thank goodness Hollywood is making horror movies about Pooh now, to finally cleanse our palates of the bad taste Disney left in our mouths with that inferior hand-drawn nonsense.

      3. J L

        What garbage heap did you slither out from under. Sorry Splash Mountain is gone at WDW and Disneyland who knows what other parks it may remain in but it does not exist anymore in America. So if you don’t like it too bad. Have you whined this much when other rides were removed and replace by other rides? You just showed you are a classless lowlife the same as another. Don’t like stay away from the parks. People like you aren’t needed with your tiny miniscule mindlessness.

      4. Roger Stevens

        Look in the looking glass.

        1. Lewis Carroll

          You’re getting your stories mixed up.

    2. JL

      Sounds like you’re talking about yourself Walt. Keep on whining your post language shows you’re a lowlife. Sick absurd tiny miniscule red hat. Who thinks the world revolves around you. Guess what it doesn’t revolve around you. If you don’t like something don’t visit it. More room for decent folks.

    3. Zara

      Have you been on it then to know it sucks? No you haven’t you whiney idiot

    4. You’ve got that right!

    5. marajade

      👏👏👏

    6. Paddie O'Furniture

      I agree! I rode it during our recent family trip and it doesn’t hold a candle to Splash Mountain. Absolutely boring, all to please the woke. Go woke, go broke!

      1. Spank You Very Much

        Okay then. Let’s see photo proof of you riding an attraction that hasn’t opened to the public yet. I know you can’t provide any, but it’ll be amusing just watching you try.

  2. Jose

    Long live splash mountain and the song of the south.

    1. J L

      In your dreams only.

      1. Steve

        Nope. Splash Mountain is alive and well and will be so for WDW’s 75th and Disneyland’s centennial long after wokeness is extinct, illegal and Disney has been made great again by Walt loyalists.

        1. Ken

          I’m sorry, what? 💀

          1. Officer Brandon

            You’ll have to excuse Steve. He lives in a world of alternative facts because he never came to terms with the results of the last election and is still convinced it was fraudulently stolen, and the lonely prison cell he’s currently serving time in for his exploits on January 6th has triggered his overactive imagination. The one hour a day that he’s allowed internet access is the only time he gets to express himself and his unhinged fantasies. So let’s cut him some slack. Laugh at him all you want, of course, but do it internally while humoring him in this public forum.

      2. Nope China still has splash mountain.

      3. Val

        Shut up please. There’s people out there that your irritating and your irritating me. I miss Splash Mountain too, but I’m still excited for Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. So shut up and support this new ride please.

    2. Splash in the Pan

      Long may they live in the garbage bin of history where they belong.

    3. Roger Stevens

      AMEN!!!!!

      1. Spank You Very Much

        Long may they live…in the trash bin of history where they belong.

    4. Paddie O'Furniture

      YES! Morning in the parks should change! We should keep traditions like paying for rides individually! Go woke, go broke!

  3. Roger Stevens

    Never will I ride.

  4. Wokey

    These comments crack me up, like go off lil bro go take over the entire Disney company

  5. Brer

    If Splash was really that offensive, Disney would have removed it everywhere, instead they chose a performative action of removing it from the US Parks. Disney, could have done something great… honoring James Baskett, the first African American to win an Academy Award for his role of Uncle Remus, and the voice of Brer Fox and filled in for Brer Rabbit himself. But, I guess that’s something not worthy of remembering…

    1. Kungaloosh

      You’re assuming that Disney has complete control over all of its overseas parks. They don’t. Disney has to honor the agreements made with the Oriental Land Company for parks that they oversee.

  6. Steamboat Willie

    *First African American Male to win an Honorary Award.

    The first Male African American to receive an Oscar was Sidney Poitier, for his performance in Lilies Of The Field, and the first African American to win an Oscar was Hattie McDaniel.

    1. Kungaloosh

      #FACTS

    2. Andy

      Since Tiana is a Disney Princess, I thought that if they wanted to make an attraction about her that it should have been something “New”; and belonged in Fantasyland. Kind of like they did with Snow White and the “Seven Dwarves Mine Train”…in Fantasyland, where it belongs.

  7. Cynthia J Burkhamer

    No it’s time to grow up fighting back and forth I didn’t see anything wrong with Splash Mountain the way it was but Tiana is also a good choice I am just wondering if it will be open in September that’s that’s when we’ll be coming for a trip

    1. Dodger

      It should be open when you go, because it was announced as opening sometime this summer.

  8. To hell with Tiana and her new ride !
    I will never ride it !!!
    Nothing was wrong with Splash mountain !
    Woke has to GO …
    Blacks are less than 1% of the people at Disney parks and Disney cruise !

    1. Spank You Very Much

      Back up your argument and provide a source for those made-up stats. We know you can’t, but it’ll be fun to watch you try.

  9. Dreamer

    Damn the world changes and Disney keeps evolving , if it didn’t the parks would stagnate and it’s end would have been years ago. Ugly politics is our enemy not tiana. Walt said it the parks would never be finished as long as there is imagination. Keep dreaming.

    1. Spank You Very Much

      Thanks for admitting the one thing we can agree on: You’re a classic rube. So long, sucker!

      1. Spank You Very Much

        I look forward to smacking you with a rolled-up newspaper when we meet, because it’s the level of respect you’ve earned from me, as both a military man and as a human being. Your deplorable service has left an entire nation wanting, and as you type delusional responses from a prison Internet cafe during the hour of computer time you’re allotted, just know that you will never receive a pardon for your antics on 1/6/21. Enjoy your overactive fantasy life, as it’s all you’ll have left to cling to for the foreseeable future.

        P.S. Your mom says hi.

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