Disney is a rip-off! I was a big fan for many years. Now…not so much. Disney, what made it fun and worth the money is dead. Sorry, its dead. The magic is gone Elvis has left the building! It smells like sweat and cheep hotdogs mixed with dirty restrooms. You pay $20.00 for a hamburger $8.00 for a soda. $18.00 for a mixed drink. That might be magic for disney. Your money disasters.
No. You don’t tell me or any member of the military what to do. You take orders from me. Wake up and realize that broad Tiana is not coming. Splash Mountain lives and will be so for Disneyland’s centennial long after the Make Disney Great Again Movement has cleansed the park of political correctness and undesirables like you are not allowed in much like Augusta National only lets select few in. No Disneyland for anyone unless they pass a Bar Exam.
I don’t smoke. I can confirm that everything is true and I reside in the year 2067. We can speak to people in the past including our past selves. Splash Mountain is alive and well and all things Tiana have been banished like Shoeless Joe Jackson and Pete Rose were from baseball. And Song of the South finally got its Blu Ray release with any protest falling on deaf ears. I bought one of the first official copies. I will have taken over Disney long before 2067 and can say under my leadership Disney is great again and is back under the “What would Walt do?” mantra. Any cries of “Asking ‘What would Walt do?’ almost sunk Disney in the 80s!” will be proven wrong. Those that demanded Splash Mountain changed will have been blacklisted after being named in front of reborn HUAC. Disney will also no longer own Marvel, Lucasfilm, ABC, ESPN, Pixar or anything else it acquired. And yes there are undesirable guests that include anyone offended by Splash Mountain or other scenes like the auction in Pirates or the natives in the Jungle Cruise, those that demand IP all the time, or believe the urban legend that Walt was an anti-semite.
I’ll know I’ve done my job making Disney Great again when purists and traditionalists praise me for winning them back and the woke compare me to said German leader. What’s going to happen after all those DEI people have been blacklisted after being named to the HUAC? Crooked Carmen and Crazy Charita will call upon black women to boycott Disney and never let their descendants go back? I’ll make them and Tiana martyrs? It’s Crooked Bob who’s the reincarnation of that mustachioed 1940s German leader and I look forward to publishing my book that will compare the two and smear Bobby boy along with his family.
Hmmm they didn’t really think this through. They shouldn’t charge so much to get in with part of the park closed. Now they’ll be 3 rides shut down indefinitely. Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain and Winnie the Pooh. All this to appease the cancel culture crowd that we’re offended by Splash Mountain. The same people that don’t even go to Disneyland.
Now they have the nerve to start charging guest $ 2.00 just to use the trash bins?? They are already charging enough!! Now the average family can no longer afford to go to Disney World!! I went in 1994. It was priced high then, but now it’s way to much!! Lower the prices Disney, if you want people to come in!! Until you do, I, for one will not be going back!!
Comments for Disney Confirms Entire Land Eradication, Indefinite Termination Begins in Weeks
Cecil
Disney is a rip-off! I was a big fan for many years. Now…not so much. Disney, what made it fun and worth the money is dead. Sorry, its dead. The magic is gone Elvis has left the building! It smells like sweat and cheep hotdogs mixed with dirty restrooms. You pay $20.00 for a hamburger $8.00 for a soda. $18.00 for a mixed drink. That might be magic for disney. Your money disasters.
Steamboat Willie
To make way for these exciting enhancements to the land, Critter Country will temporarily close beginning May 1, 2024.
Steve
No it will not. There is no Tiana coming. Disney is lying.
Steamboat Willie
Keep coping. 😏
Steve
No. You don’t tell me or any member of the military what to do. You take orders from me. Wake up and realize that broad Tiana is not coming. Splash Mountain lives and will be so for Disneyland’s centennial long after the Make Disney Great Again Movement has cleansed the park of political correctness and undesirables like you are not allowed in much like Augusta National only lets select few in. No Disneyland for anyone unless they pass a Bar Exam.
Steamboat Willie
Steve, buddy, what are you smoking? And can I have some? 👉👈
Steamboat Willie
Also, undesirables? You mean like non-aryans? 🤨
Steve
I don’t smoke. I can confirm that everything is true and I reside in the year 2067. We can speak to people in the past including our past selves. Splash Mountain is alive and well and all things Tiana have been banished like Shoeless Joe Jackson and Pete Rose were from baseball. And Song of the South finally got its Blu Ray release with any protest falling on deaf ears. I bought one of the first official copies. I will have taken over Disney long before 2067 and can say under my leadership Disney is great again and is back under the “What would Walt do?” mantra. Any cries of “Asking ‘What would Walt do?’ almost sunk Disney in the 80s!” will be proven wrong. Those that demanded Splash Mountain changed will have been blacklisted after being named in front of reborn HUAC. Disney will also no longer own Marvel, Lucasfilm, ABC, ESPN, Pixar or anything else it acquired. And yes there are undesirable guests that include anyone offended by Splash Mountain or other scenes like the auction in Pirates or the natives in the Jungle Cruise, those that demand IP all the time, or believe the urban legend that Walt was an anti-semite.
Steamboat Willie
So, you’re literally mustache man from 1940’s Germany. Go figure.
Steve
I’ll know I’ve done my job making Disney Great again when purists and traditionalists praise me for winning them back and the woke compare me to said German leader. What’s going to happen after all those DEI people have been blacklisted after being named to the HUAC? Crooked Carmen and Crazy Charita will call upon black women to boycott Disney and never let their descendants go back? I’ll make them and Tiana martyrs? It’s Crooked Bob who’s the reincarnation of that mustachioed 1940s German leader and I look forward to publishing my book that will compare the two and smear Bobby boy along with his family.
Steve
No it will not. There is no Tiana coming.
Ty
Hmmm they didn’t really think this through. They shouldn’t charge so much to get in with part of the park closed. Now they’ll be 3 rides shut down indefinitely. Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain and Winnie the Pooh. All this to appease the cancel culture crowd that we’re offended by Splash Mountain. The same people that don’t even go to Disneyland.
Benny Duvall
Now they have the nerve to start charging guest $ 2.00 just to use the trash bins?? They are already charging enough!! Now the average family can no longer afford to go to Disney World!! I went in 1994. It was priced high then, but now it’s way to much!! Lower the prices Disney, if you want people to come in!! Until you do, I, for one will not be going back!!
Chris B
“narrative”
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