I refuse to watch any movie with Ziegler on so much as an extra background role. That movie will not get my money. Didn’t see west side story or the new hunger games. Won’t be seeing snow white, or any other Disney live action for that matter. Not shall I be watching marvel or Star wars in theaters or Disney plus.
I want a framed and autographed picture of Rachel Zegler taking the very first ride on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure while ripping up a picture of the Brer characters, so I can hang it in my Laughin’ Place.
I look forward to Rachel Zegler being outed before a reborn HUAC as a Red and blacklisted from Hollywood unless she agrees to be under contract to a studio like MGM who dictates her entire life to her to the point of telling her who she can and cannot date, like Irving Thalberg and the great Louis B. Mayer would’ve done causing her to flee the acting industry. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is also not happening. And when I take over Disney, I just might add a Louis alligator head as a hunting trophy to Splash Mountain along with Brer Fox eating Tiana as frog legs.
Ah, I knew I’d be hearing from you. Clearly, we both have active imaginations. Thanks for being reliably reactionary and making it so easy to push your buttons once again. It’s always a delight. In fact, I wish televised political debates could be more like our exchanges.
This is not imagination, this is real. These are not just prophecies. I am speaking to you from the year 2067. That’s right, in the future we can speak to our past selves and time travel is real. Orwell’s telescreens are, too. Splash Mountain is alive and well, Tiana is banished like the eight Black Sox, Pete Rose, and Tim Donaghy were from their respective sports and I and the Owner of Disney which has been broken up under antitrust and is now looking up at MGM like it used to with the Studio System back.
This news makes me feel even more validated, because it means I push buttons across multiple generations. You’d think that auto-correct would’ve been vastly improved by the year 2067, but I guess it’s nice to see that some humanizing things like typos exist through all time in perpetuity. I “and” greatly reassured by this.
Comments for Rachel Zegler Closes Book on ‘Snow White’ Backlash
Jayme
She’s awful, I won’t watch anything with this arrogant person. She’s mean spirited and is a lousy actor.
Keil Fleischbein
I refuse to watch any movie with Ziegler on so much as an extra background role. That movie will not get my money. Didn’t see west side story or the new hunger games. Won’t be seeing snow white, or any other Disney live action for that matter. Not shall I be watching marvel or Star wars in theaters or Disney plus.
Godzilla minus one kicks ass.
Wokey Dwarf
I want a framed and autographed picture of Rachel Zegler taking the very first ride on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure while ripping up a picture of the Brer characters, so I can hang it in my Laughin’ Place.
Say No to Tiana
I look forward to Rachel Zegler being outed before a reborn HUAC as a Red and blacklisted from Hollywood unless she agrees to be under contract to a studio like MGM who dictates her entire life to her to the point of telling her who she can and cannot date, like Irving Thalberg and the great Louis B. Mayer would’ve done causing her to flee the acting industry. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is also not happening. And when I take over Disney, I just might add a Louis alligator head as a hunting trophy to Splash Mountain along with Brer Fox eating Tiana as frog legs.
Wokey Dwarf
Ah, I knew I’d be hearing from you. Clearly, we both have active imaginations. Thanks for being reliably reactionary and making it so easy to push your buttons once again. It’s always a delight. In fact, I wish televised political debates could be more like our exchanges.
Say No to Tiana
This is not imagination, this is real. These are not just prophecies. I am speaking to you from the year 2067. That’s right, in the future we can speak to our past selves and time travel is real. Orwell’s telescreens are, too. Splash Mountain is alive and well, Tiana is banished like the eight Black Sox, Pete Rose, and Tim Donaghy were from their respective sports and I and the Owner of Disney which has been broken up under antitrust and is now looking up at MGM like it used to with the Studio System back.
Wokey Dwarf
This news makes me feel even more validated, because it means I push buttons across multiple generations. You’d think that auto-correct would’ve been vastly improved by the year 2067, but I guess it’s nice to see that some humanizing things like typos exist through all time in perpetuity. I “and” greatly reassured by this.
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