Critics Slam 'Dark' and 'Totally Inaccessible' 'Super Mario Bros. Movie' In First Wave of Scathing Reviews

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Princess Peach, Mario, and Toad in 'The Super Mario Bros. Movie'

Credit: Nintendo/ Illumination

8 Comments

  1. RJ

    Learned to ignore critics long ago. Audience scores have been pretty high so far and my son and I really enjoyed it last night. Definitely recommend it!

  2. Blinko

    Movie Critics are the scum of the Earth. They are soulless ghouls who wouldn’t know FUN if it bit them on the
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    This movie is awesome!

  3. BlueCollarCritic

    So what this stories author did not tell you is that while on RottenTomatoes the critics score is low, currently at %53 from 145 critics the Audience score, the more important and accurate score, is at %96 with over 1,000 verified reviews as of 2023/04/06.

    What does this tell us? The movie is absent gay promotion, trans promotion, woke, diversity, Equity and Inclusivity non-sense that has plagued most movies recently causing them to loose money, to fail.

    1. Emanuel Gutierrez

      Movie critics are, like most other critics, paid to basically just complain about everything that’s not woke. I loved the mario movie, although it felt like it went by fast, I feel like it got to the point, the visuals were a beautiful mix of cartoon and realistic, the soundtrack was earcandy for me, the fact that they included the dk rap let me know that they were truly doing this for the fans, the cast was well put together. All in all this was an amazing movie, truly a masterpiece and I can’t wait to see what nintendo and universal comes up with next.

  4. Bob Sneider

    Guess mario isn’t overthrowing the True King of mascots (Mickey Mouse) anytime soon!

  5. H B

    It beat Frozen 2 and a host of other Disney records for animated opening worldwide. Nice try.

  6. Bob

    Disney and it’s activist woke agenda is going down and really fast, next to flop the star wars dead horse.

  7. Anonymous

    Ha ha, Bob Sneider, this movie smashed just about every record we have for the movie industry

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