Since the Disneyland Crush isn’t part of a sea exhibit, the guests like to play more of a game of Stump the Turtle, with impossible questions:
After Crush told one mom, “You’re a parent? Cool, I got 52 of my own!”, the next guest asked, “You’ve got 52?–Name them.”
This Crush was up to the challenge, however: “Well, there’s Squirt, he’s my Lil’ Dude, and then there’s Shelley, and Mishelle, and Rashelle…And then there’s John, Paul, George and Ringo–And John’s going through a weird phase right now, he thinks he’s a walrus?…And then there’s the twins, Cheech and Chong, they eat everything, and the triplets, Mary, Kate and Ashley, they don’t eat anything…And then there’s Zan and Jana, Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Zack, Kelley, AC and Screech…And then there’s Crush Jr., Crush Jr., Crush Jr., and twenty-three other Crush Jrs.–That way I just have to call one, and they all come swimming over.”
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Since the Disneyland Crush isn’t part of a sea exhibit, the guests like to play more of a game of Stump the Turtle, with impossible questions:
After Crush told one mom, “You’re a parent? Cool, I got 52 of my own!”, the next guest asked, “You’ve got 52?–Name them.”
This Crush was up to the challenge, however: “Well, there’s Squirt, he’s my Lil’ Dude, and then there’s Shelley, and Mishelle, and Rashelle…And then there’s John, Paul, George and Ringo–And John’s going through a weird phase right now, he thinks he’s a walrus?…And then there’s the twins, Cheech and Chong, they eat everything, and the triplets, Mary, Kate and Ashley, they don’t eat anything…And then there’s Zan and Jana, Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Zack, Kelley, AC and Screech…And then there’s Crush Jr., Crush Jr., Crush Jr., and twenty-three other Crush Jrs.–That way I just have to call one, and they all come swimming over.”
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