Chepak will never under any circumstances will allow a park guest to leave with cash, unless it is absolutely necessary to screw a greater number of park guests. This is referred to as “Chepak’s Exemption”
Time to update the handbook for Aladdin to allow him to fleece guests for extra money they’re still holding on to that “Cheapak” feels entitled to have.
Why did this article start out like this? I only read it because I wasn’t sure what it meant. This is a silly article. I wish that I did not waste my time by reading it.
Why can’t there be any good news? Something special to brighten up my day? Last night’s was silly also. Should Disney Princesses look the part?
You know you should have done your research. This was a clickhole satire handbook from about five years ago, it was satire. So no, no one’s allowed to kill at Disney parks
Wow humanity scares me. Let’s think about this for a moment shall we? Why would Disney allow the character Aladdin to kill one of its guests? They wouldn’t. However would Disney allow Aladdin or any one of their other characters to kill say, a shooter that’s running thru the park in order to save countless others? Probably so. Seems more practical don’t you think? It’s Disney’s way of letting everyone around know that their code is specific to Aladdin as to ensure others don’t think any other characters are running around shooting for no reason. So when Aladdin saves your life and your child asks why Aladdin shot that person, you can answer correctly and know that there are protocols set in place for your safety!
So happy I looked at the comments because at first I thought the guy who plays Aladdin has a license to kill. Disney World doesn’t need “Aladdin’s exemption” since Disney World is in Florida meaning it has to follow Florida’s laws(whether they like it or not) and Florida has a stand your ground law. Meaning killing someone in self defense does not result in jail time.
“Disney has not confirmed at any point that this is actually in the Cast Member character actor handbook, but it does seem like ‘Aladdin’s Exemption’ would be difficult to make up!” Seriously? No one Googled this? How did this article get published? “Aladdin’s Exemption” is from an old meme posted by Clickhole (the Onion) years ago. They did, in fact, make it up.
Comments for Disney Parks Aladdin Actors Are Reportedly Allowed to Kill Guests
Tlaw
Chepak will never under any circumstances will allow a park guest to leave with cash, unless it is absolutely necessary to screw a greater number of park guests. This is referred to as “Chepak’s Exemption”
Pete
Time to update the handbook for Aladdin to allow him to fleece guests for extra money they’re still holding on to that “Cheapak” feels entitled to have.
James
Is Genie Allowed To Slap People Now Too.
James
Jeez. Do at least 20 seconds of research.
This was a satirical handbook released by clickhole way back in 2015.
We just trawling old reddit threads for anything with the word Disney in it now?
Brian
Guys, this is satire from clickhole. Kinda dissapointed you guys didn’t spend time to research before posting.
Trish Suvino -D'Anna
Why did this article start out like this? I only read it because I wasn’t sure what it meant. This is a silly article. I wish that I did not waste my time by reading it.
Why can’t there be any good news? Something special to brighten up my day? Last night’s was silly also. Should Disney Princesses look the part?
Jack
I agree trish
Marcus
Lol this article made me chuckle – needed that today. Clearly it’s a satire let’s all just take the article in fun shall we? Lol
Fiona
You know you should have done your research. This was a clickhole satire handbook from about five years ago, it was satire. So no, no one’s allowed to kill at Disney parks
Kathy
Hard to believe anyone took this article seriously.
Rob Chapek
And I thought the hopscotch article was bad, this is literally from Clickhole.
Thisa Nee
A proper journalist would do in depth research before posting to a popular ‘news’ blog attempting to be legitimate.
Big D
What the heck are they talking about Aladdin allowed to kill guests? Not for real I know but huh?
Krystal k
In Florida it’s known as stand your ground lol
Zach
Well I find that hard to believe Disney had fully armed sheriff/feds and they have a special weapons and tactics team that rivals 7th group.
Danielle
I think it was said to protect the guests. That’s what I guessed, and it makes more sense.
Maulie
Wow humanity scares me. Let’s think about this for a moment shall we? Why would Disney allow the character Aladdin to kill one of its guests? They wouldn’t. However would Disney allow Aladdin or any one of their other characters to kill say, a shooter that’s running thru the park in order to save countless others? Probably so. Seems more practical don’t you think? It’s Disney’s way of letting everyone around know that their code is specific to Aladdin as to ensure others don’t think any other characters are running around shooting for no reason. So when Aladdin saves your life and your child asks why Aladdin shot that person, you can answer correctly and know that there are protocols set in place for your safety!
Mason
So happy I looked at the comments because at first I thought the guy who plays Aladdin has a license to kill. Disney World doesn’t need “Aladdin’s exemption” since Disney World is in Florida meaning it has to follow Florida’s laws(whether they like it or not) and Florida has a stand your ground law. Meaning killing someone in self defense does not result in jail time.
Me
Wow… This might be the crappiest article on here. It was a high bar already, yet somehow you’ve surpassed it.
Chandler
“Disney has not confirmed at any point that this is actually in the Cast Member character actor handbook, but it does seem like ‘Aladdin’s Exemption’ would be difficult to make up!” Seriously? No one Googled this? How did this article get published? “Aladdin’s Exemption” is from an old meme posted by Clickhole (the Onion) years ago. They did, in fact, make it up.
Rob Chapek
The Onion has claimed another victim.
Rob Chapek
*Clickhole
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