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I never get consent from my Aunt too. She also squeezes the jabeezes out of my cheeks.
In the original tale, she’s 12, and the prince helps her cough up the bite of apple…You make the call. 😉
Also, is there one female Disney-deconstructionist fan on the planet who remembers that Snow and the Prince ALREADY KNEW EACH OTHER after that first scene at the well?
So, no, she’s not “throwing her dreams away waiting for a man to show up” when she sings that song about hoping the Prince would find her in hiding…She’s waiting for the guy who already said he’s crazy about her to show up, and he does. Next argument.
Exactly my thoughts!
Turns out it was CPR. She would be dead without the kiss. A SPELL after all. Magic. Fantasy. Give me a break.
And now, Fox News, who wishfully assumes that any crazy knee-jerk op-ed represents the opinions of All Liberals Everywhere, has gone on their “Cancellation culture!” narrative to blast feature-story headlines that “Disney is cancelling Snow White!” allowing viewers to imagine the parks are either tearing down the ride, or the studio is permanently Peter-Panning the movie.
liberals ruin everything.
Disneyland is a park for those with more money than brains. Pathetic culture and reforming. Enjoy your new world. Not on my expense. Just think of all the counseling opportunities coming beyond 2021.
Democratic liberals ruin everything.
First Splash Mountain and now this.
Bunch of liberal woke twitter crybabies.
If the prince doesn’t kiss Snow White she would never wake up and that’s a whole different ending. Some people have too much time on their hands, they need to get back to work.
This is RIDICULOUS!
If anyone remembers the film, the couple met when The Prince heard Snow White singing and the couple fell in love.
While she was with The Dwarfs she sang “Someday My Prince Will Come”.
Twenty-first Century NONSENSE is RUINING many things!
The funny thing is these consent obsessed feminists then end up wondering why men no longer approach women.
Disney needs to stop listening to Twitter. Have they learned nothing from their failure with Krapleen Kennedy’s Crap Wars?
I dunno, I’d definitely watch a version where our hero, the woke prince, opts instead for a dating app that matches him with a woke princess, and they both consent to live happily ever after. Meanwhile the hapless dwarves deal with the literally unwoke Snow White and the eternally pissed off queen.
Alternatively, we could all enjoy the morbid Rammstein version. Pick your poison, and don’t let the queen pick it for you.
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