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  1. Darth Ach-to

    Hopefully it shows him drinking blue milk directly from a Bantha nipple. And then being all grumpy and slovenly to any townspeople that stop by, so he earns the description “crazy old hermit.” And then entire episodes devoted to him sitting around waiting to die. And not paying attention to the Jedi texts, which will explain why he’s so slow and out of practice when he takes on Darth Vader on the Death Star.

    Yeah, Jedis turn into real boring jerks when left alone too long. Learned THAT from The Last Jedi movie!

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