Easter is such a non-event now and needs to be spiced up. There’s already a movement in place to install a black Easter Bunny in New Orleans Square. I’m all for it. I signed the petition and purchased my MEGA hat, and it looks like momentum has picked up considerably.
SpankYou definitely needs one themselves, that’s for sure. No, we do not want a black Easter bunny. The Easter bunny has always been portrayed as white. Probably because white represents impurity.
I clearly have fans, even if they prefer to remain anonymous. LOL
Are you volunteering to spank me, Anne? It wouldn’t be a deterrent, I assure you. If anything, the promise of punishment only encourages me. Mwuahahaha.
By the way, Anne darling, you finally said something I agree with. Your exact words were – and I quote: “The Easter bunny has always been portrayed as white. Probably because white represents impurity.” That’s right, friends! The white Easter Bunny is impure! Anne said so herself! Maybe we should change his name to Equinox Vermin.
Also, chocolate bunnies are far more popular than vanilla or white chocolate bunnies, so let’s face it – people like their bunnies DARK.
Disney is probably doing budget cuts because they’re losing money on trash movies from themselves and Marvel and more people dropping Disney+. The more people stop giving woke, DEI Disney their money the better.
Comments for Disney Cuts Easter Celebration From Parks Due to “Budget Cuts”
Anonymous
Disney World should revive the Easter parades that used to air on TV in the 1980s and 1990s
Spank You Very Much
Easter is such a non-event now and needs to be spiced up. There’s already a movement in place to install a black Easter Bunny in New Orleans Square. I’m all for it. I signed the petition and purchased my MEGA hat, and it looks like momentum has picked up considerably.
#MakeEasterGreatAgain
#AllHaresMatter
Anonymous
I love your username lol
Spank You Very Much
Spanks! I feel seen!
Anne
SpankYou definitely needs one themselves, that’s for sure. No, we do not want a black Easter bunny. The Easter bunny has always been portrayed as white. Probably because white represents impurity.
Spank You Very Much
I clearly have fans, even if they prefer to remain anonymous. LOL
Are you volunteering to spank me, Anne? It wouldn’t be a deterrent, I assure you. If anything, the promise of punishment only encourages me. Mwuahahaha.
By the way, Anne darling, you finally said something I agree with. Your exact words were – and I quote: “The Easter bunny has always been portrayed as white. Probably because white represents impurity.” That’s right, friends! The white Easter Bunny is impure! Anne said so herself! Maybe we should change his name to Equinox Vermin.
Also, chocolate bunnies are far more popular than vanilla or white chocolate bunnies, so let’s face it – people like their bunnies DARK.
Anne
Disney is probably doing budget cuts because they’re losing money on trash movies from themselves and Marvel and more people dropping Disney+. The more people stop giving woke, DEI Disney their money the better.
Tangerine Malice
This is a budget cut that won’t be missed.
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