Grow up let the younger generation and Tiana movie lovers have thier girly ride. Its not made for senior citizens its made for 4 year old girls who like the princess!
“You’re dead if you aim for kids, adults are just kids grown up anyway.” – Walt Disney
Disney is not for kids and never will be. And there is no Tiana coming. Splash Mountain is open in the US and will be so for WDW’s 75th and Disneyland’s centennial. Let’s not give 4 year old girls what they want, let’s give the purists what they want and turn 4 year old girls into clones of their parents. Not everything has to be based on “relevance” and IP. What’s going to happen if little girls see characters from movies they don’t watch every day? Do they scream and cry?
Whenever these blogs and websites deride Song of the South for its problematic racial stereotypes amid its characters I wonder how they’ve missed the obvious racial stereotypes in the Cajun frogs and their interactions in “Princess and the Frog?”
While l was grocery shopping heard a mother say to her child put that we cannot afford it ( a product ) . She then said to her daughter it’s costing us 9000.00 to go to Disney ! I have never heard that comment before to a kid ??? Nice going Disney !!
Your keyboard warrior skills have no power here. Typing about it won’t make it happen. But if it helps you to vent about what you can’t change, feel free. Meanwhile, I’ll be waiting in line with hundreds of others to ride the new version.
No she isn’t. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure has been scrapped. I know future events and can confirm Splash Mountain is not closed and will be running at WDW for its 75th in 2046 and at Disneyland for its centennial in 2055 long after Tiana has been banished like Pete Rose was from baseball. When I take over Disney, Anyone who calls Song of the South or Splash Mountain racist won’t be allowed to buy tickets. The parks will be private clubs.
What part of “IDGAF” don’t YOU understand, Admiral Snowflake? Manchildren with overactive imaginations are adorable to me, in much the same way that cats are adorable when I deploy my laser pointer. Folks who suffer from TDS (Tiana Derangement Syndrome) are more easily triggered, so for me, this has been delightfully effortless, like an amusing stroll through a chalk sidewalk drawing. As you were, Private Pop-Tart.
Thank you for admitting “this website is fake.” This means what you’re typing on this website also doesn’t exist, and neither does the response I’m typing right now. Your words aren’t real and therefore mean nothing. Now pry your eyes off your imaginary screen because the nurse has arrived and it’s time for your meds.
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed…for one of us, anyway.
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed…for one of us, anyway.
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed … for one of us, anyway.
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle got the last laugh and I have a bottomless carpet bag of tricks to deploy when it’s time for my “major malfunction.”
The opinion of a very old and clearly out-of-touch former Imagineer who can’t even remember names or get facts straight regarding the attractions he’s complaining about – this merits our attention?
It was a big mistake. It looks horrible. Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah is a classic Disney song. The ride was built for Song of the South. Epic fail. Tiana’s Boring Adventure.
Hey Steve…I’m over here now! Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed…for one of us, anyway.
You’re just popping up everywhere, ain’t ya, Nanny? I wonder if people still care enough to come back to a comment thread that started way back on March 2nd. Maybe it’s time to move on…(he said as he continued commenting on said comment thread.) *sheepish grin*
Comments for Disney Imagineer Continues Tirade Against Tiana’s Bayou Adventure
Erwim
Grow up let the younger generation and Tiana movie lovers have thier girly ride. Its not made for senior citizens its made for 4 year old girls who like the princess!
Steve
“You’re dead if you aim for kids, adults are just kids grown up anyway.” – Walt Disney
Disney is not for kids and never will be. And there is no Tiana coming. Splash Mountain is open in the US and will be so for WDW’s 75th and Disneyland’s centennial. Let’s not give 4 year old girls what they want, let’s give the purists what they want and turn 4 year old girls into clones of their parents. Not everything has to be based on “relevance” and IP. What’s going to happen if little girls see characters from movies they don’t watch every day? Do they scream and cry?
Adele Nazeem
No, but it’s evident that when so-called “purists” don’t get what they want, THEY scream and cry.
Brer Fox
Whenever these blogs and websites deride Song of the South for its problematic racial stereotypes amid its characters I wonder how they’ve missed the obvious racial stereotypes in the Cajun frogs and their interactions in “Princess and the Frog?”
Sharon
Put Splash Mountain back! It was a popular ride and has alot of fans. Replacing it with a minority movie won’t work well.
Kungaloosh
Splash Mountain was based on a “minority movie.” LOL
RickTR
What about the frog hunters straight from “Deliverance “.
George
While l was grocery shopping heard a mother say to her child put that we cannot afford it ( a product ) . She then said to her daughter it’s costing us 9000.00 to go to Disney ! I have never heard that comment before to a kid ??? Nice going Disney !!
Sharon
Not Disney’s fault that the mother told the kid what it costs. Anyone who REALLY wants to go and enjoy WDW will gladly pay for it!
Rick
Except four year old girls won’t be able to ride it due to the safety restrictions that were just announced.
Sharon
Put Splash Mountain back! It was a popular ride and has alot of fans. Replacing it with a minority movie won’t work well.
Brer Bye-Bye
Your keyboard warrior skills have no power here. Typing about it won’t make it happen. But if it helps you to vent about what you can’t change, feel free. Meanwhile, I’ll be waiting in line with hundreds of others to ride the new version.
Brer Bye-Eye
You’re actually correct about that. She’s not coming because she’s already here. LOL
Tiana Bye Bye
No she isn’t. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure has been scrapped. I know future events and can confirm Splash Mountain is not closed and will be running at WDW for its 75th in 2046 and at Disneyland for its centennial in 2055 long after Tiana has been banished like Pete Rose was from baseball. When I take over Disney, Anyone who calls Song of the South or Splash Mountain racist won’t be allowed to buy tickets. The parks will be private clubs.
Tiana Bye Bye
No she isn’t. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is not happening. Splash Mountain is alive and well in the US.
Nanny Poppins
Shh. Grownups are talking.
Tiana Bye Bye
You don’t speak to military personnel like that, civvie. You take orders from me, understand? Now scream “Aye aye, sir!”
Nanny Poppins
You don’t speak to your intellectual superiors that way, mister. Now off to bed with you, spit spot. And close your mouth. You look like a codfish.
Nanny Poppins
Have a beignet and wash it down with the jar of flume water you purchased off eBay. That’s an order, buttercup.
Nanny Poppins
What part of “IDGAF” don’t YOU understand, Admiral Snowflake? Manchildren with overactive imaginations are adorable to me, in much the same way that cats are adorable when I deploy my laser pointer. Folks who suffer from TDS (Tiana Derangement Syndrome) are more easily triggered, so for me, this has been delightfully effortless, like an amusing stroll through a chalk sidewalk drawing. As you were, Private Pop-Tart.
Nanny Poppins
Thank you for admitting “this website is fake.” This means what you’re typing on this website also doesn’t exist, and neither does the response I’m typing right now. Your words aren’t real and therefore mean nothing. Now pry your eyes off your imaginary screen because the nurse has arrived and it’s time for your meds.
Nanny Poppins
Tsk tsk. Someone needs a timeout.
Nanny Poppins
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed…for one of us, anyway.
Nanny Poppins
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh.
Nanny Poppins
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed…for one of us, anyway.
Nanny Poppins
Wow, this website has some serious technical issues.
Nanny Pyle
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed … for one of us, anyway.
Nanny Poppins
Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle got the last laugh and I have a bottomless carpet bag of tricks to deploy when it’s time for my “major malfunction.”
Nanny Poppins
As I recall, Private Pyle got the last laugh, and I’ve got a carpet bag full of tricks to deploy for my “major malfunction.”
GregRZ
Tiana is not a princess on this ride. She buys a salt mine and runs an employee owned co-op. Yeah young kids are going to live that.
Erwim
Its not made for senior citizens its made for 4 year old girls who like the princess!
Kungaloosh
The opinion of a very old and clearly out-of-touch former Imagineer who can’t even remember names or get facts straight regarding the attractions he’s complaining about – this merits our attention?
Sharon
He’s purposely insulting it. I’m on his side. Change it back!!!!
Prior Patch
You should be his caretaker.
get serious
Dude is showing his age.
Donald Duck
Sounds like he’s angry they didn’t go with his tethemed “Uncle Remus’s Cotton Picking Adventure”
shawn
i don’t give a flying fish.
Eisner
Not all hero’s wear capes!
A ess
Sounds like sour grapes, especially when they listed him as a FORMER imagineer.
DJT luvsputin
Its seems reasonable to have faux foliage on the mountain due to extremely hard access. Ya a lldidcsee the scaffolding.
Sharon
Faux foliage makes sense. No maintenance.
Jimbo700
Except for most of the middle class kids who have been priced out of a Disney vacation.
GregRZ
It was a big mistake. It looks horrible. Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah is a classic Disney song. The ride was built for Song of the South. Epic fail. Tiana’s Boring Adventure.
Nanny Pyle
Hey Steve…I’m over here now! Are you sure that’s the cinematic analogy you wanna go with? As I recall, Private Pyle gets the last laugh. With my bottomless carpet bag of tricks, my “major malfunction” would be a fun one indeed…for one of us, anyway.
Kungaloosh
You’re just popping up everywhere, ain’t ya, Nanny? I wonder if people still care enough to come back to a comment thread that started way back on March 2nd. Maybe it’s time to move on…(he said as he continued commenting on said comment thread.) *sheepish grin*
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