Disneyland Ride Reportedly Barely Functioning, Executives Focusing on "Safety Over Show"

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Jack Sparrow animatronic looking at a woman animatronic.

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  1. Elijah Abrams

    The stupid Chinese virus has ruined Disney park management! I’ll launch a cyberattack on them and threaten them to shut down their parks for refurbishment or I’ll leak data and steal their money!

  2. Steve

    I don’t think they care much about safety, either. Do the bare minimum to not kill someone seems to be the motto. I wonder how that will end.

    Disney is, right now, a broken down mess.

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